Everything Must Go follows 9-year-old Adam after he runs away from his mother in a seemingly ordinary grocery store. As Adam navigates the store and encounters its increasingly bewildering and dangerous inhabitants, his journey takes on a significance far beyond his greatest hopes, dreams, and nightmares. Inspired by The Theatre of the Absurd, medieval morality plays, and the terror of independent choice, Everything Must Go is a harsh confrontation with the existential question.

Seating is limited. Registration through Eventbrite is strongly encouraged.

Everything Must Go
April 21 & 22 | 7:30 p.m. | EEP, Bernstein Hall
Written and Directed by Tanner Harmon '26
Scenic & Lighting Design by Vee Vuignier '26
Performed by Colgate students

Sponsored by the Department of Theater and Pike, Howard W + Anne T Memorial Fund.